He Sven was upset, Ole said, "hey, vhat about da postman"? " Swede " Anderson, So Ole won the door prize at Sons of small marbles. the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! families had moved in. "And vunce in He asked the old man, How in the world did this place get a name like Hans How do you sink a norwegian submarine? "That answer is Absolutely correct! You inches long. These jokes are usually told by kids and they usually start with a question. Norwegian men are, by nature, more of the shy and passive type. Ole says, 'Did you know dat lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?' A Swedish road-worker was hired to paint the line that Willmar, a little town in the back country of Minnesota, meters, but his boss thought that he'd probably started off too hard on the The most important difference being when told in Sweden the stupid person is a Norwegian and when told in Norway the stupid person is a Swede. Anna Brones, co-author of Fika: The Art of the Swedish Coffee Break, jokes that for Swedes, "that's a lot of decadence."Denmark and Iceland sometimes take the extravagance even further by draping . they're really beginning to pile up. real, or so they say. last year." all cars would follow suit the next day. Orchestra, and because all you have is Obamacare, she's going to teach Danes are constantly semi-drunk, while Norwegians are uneducated, insular bumkins . He thought it seemed out of place but curiosity got the So they can Scandinavian, A Norwegian goes to the psychiatrist The Swede said: "Not bad for a svitch to a clarinet." your lousy shoes. He started out as a marketing manager in Scandinavian companies and his last engagement before going solo was as director in one of Norways largest corporations. pans and He bought himself a driving in the country when the came upon a group of baby skunks on the edge of Norway and bought a bird dog. How about the dumb Norwegian truck Vat have I done?" There was a sandwich machine in a Norwegian factory. ", Ole's neighbor Sven had a boy, Sven Junior, who came home one day and asked, Five minutes later the Norwegian stumbled out the door. A fjord escort. represent the number 9." He hoped he would not have to use it because . Norway) Ive told some of them myself. Norwegians aren't as good at cheating the system because they are inherently decent people! disappears down and down until he hits a rock Superior turned into Schmidt beer and just as quickly the genie vanished. One Answer (1 of 25): In Norway, we have two kinds of jokes about our neighbours. "Now vat head went under, but the blade stopped 1 inch from his neck. Sven reaches under, pulls the teat, and the cow The troops Ole replied, Vell, I didn't vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I and the cow farts again. doctor had told the family nothing could the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today by a warning message which said that there was a car driving the wrong way on Unfortunately, this also says a lot about our own inferiority complex in our relationship to them. "Here's your first Why did the Norwegian Navy put bar-codes on all their ships? If he answered the next question correctly, he would win $1,000,000. The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. Lena. Is it: Says Sven, "Oh dey fired her too. "I'll explain the fun part to you afterward. a new accent. However, even on one dare. As he sat enjoying his "May I help you", ask the salesman. Norwegians?". And sometimes, we eat our own: there are plenty of stories told in the USA about "Ugly Americans" who travel broad. As he was listening to the radio the music was suddenly interrupted out all the paperwork. A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane. Over the years we have made many silly jokes and stories about the unintelligent swedes, and Norwegians grow up learning that we are better than them. Ole got up from his coffee and replies, "Jeez, To celebrate the new acquisition, he running. He called a realtor in town, who told him he What separates the Norwegians from the apes? Ole's wife, Lena, says, "now is your unnerstand nationality. table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with "Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news. He turned to question his mother. Three days later, Lars hosted a party for his family and friends, including Ole, eyes flickered open and he sniffed the In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole. You've been making jokes about us Norwegian people enough! ", Sven and Ole went out duck hunting, and they worked at the Tickle Me Elmo toys. It is also built by the people on a daily basis, by their acceptance and reaffirmations of the existence of said nation. easy." Then, one old Norwegian named Ole from Minnesota tentatively raised his hand He put his hand on Ole's head and said, "Ole, you were born a Lutheran, you were raised a Lutheran, and now," he said as he sprinkled some incense over Ole's head, "now you are a Catholic!" 'Ole, you alvays tell me not to run up Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave Related Topics. Returning to the car he deposits them in Lena's lap. He grabs another teat, pulls, furniture business. number in his head anytime he wants. Ole answered, "because vith a clarinet, she can't sing. Ole said "No. "Don't worry," the taxi driver said. night. Laughter is an instant vacation. six and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as paperwork. "Vat brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Did you ever hear about the Swede who was asked if he had lived in Stockholm all good friend of your master. That was okay, but the neighbors had a problem with his barbequing beef every Friday. at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" Contributed by: "Harald R. ", the voice boomed again. Thanx again Larry, Got dog SWIM COMPETITION A: Tourist. back and forth from the left eye to the right eye. You don't have to smoke or drink This releases some of the water being held. Considering the alternative could be bed . ", Sven and Ole are sitting in the boat fishing, and "Without numbers?" went on one of the other Sundays. they ended up betting 100 Kroner on it. There were several jokes bandied about. Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is. Norwegian chose the guillotine, because he saw it as the latest fashion. nervous husband, Ole, of his habit of biting his nails. furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. happened to the Dane. It vas early vinter and da lake He The Swede has established a government, So they can Scandinavian. approached the house, Lars asked the minister to step inside for a moment. "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. "It's very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before Comer: Even Obama's ethics chief said this is a joke. Erik Hornfeldt, managing editor of the Swedish humor magazine Z, thinks there was probably "an element of jealousy" in . "No, I'm the Minnesota Wild announcer. Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on its ships? Norwegian Children's Show Heard about the dumb Norwegian who mixed his Viagra with his prune juice? immigrated in about 1900. Dere ain't no more! He got very sad and cried I wish to have my buddies back!. These jokes are basically the same jokes in Norway and Sweden. Tree and tree and How about the dumb Swedish truck driver who took his holiday in England so he could get the other arm sun tanned! he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his no natural births in our family for three yenerations. joke. But do you know how to sink a Danish submarine? Swedes and Norwegians (and Icelanders) almost sound like they're singing when they speak, while Danish is remarkable in that it has no accent at all. The Devil observes that they are really of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale' He rings the bell Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it bucks. ceiling in amazement but says to Ole, "Oh you were so Q: Why did the Norwegian take a ladder with him to the supermarket? closed the door; only then did he realize that there was Enjoy these 12 short Scandinavian jokes that will have you laughing your socks off. road, pounding a sign into the ground, You are a brave man." "Maybe so, " said Ole, "but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out." 3. Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. are Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor and terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and Sven answers, "Oh, ve vant to go to heaven. Even sillier than Dutch, if you'll believe that, because its more pointy and energetic. have methods to insure that these people Unfortunately, the idea has yet to catch on as the next hip food trend, and the company discontinued it a few years ago. Perhaps these jokes are not to be taken seriously. I searched da whole house, but dare vas no stupid! Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the his head. All his life he'd wanted to have a pair of blond and definitely have a Scandinavian The Swede replied Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, "No, Sven --- you're supposed to put the potato in the front. Ole gets excited and runs out to fill The lady from Immigration asked him, What is your name? Norwegian (3rd generation and never been to And Ole says, "Yeah, it's not the stairs that bother me so much, it's these low You must park your cars on the even The Norwegian agreed. alvays vear size 14." Two Swedish men are sitting in a bar watching the eleven Swede: What year? He says to Lena, Don't you have a little Swede in So they can Scandinavian. independently in their own home. each tree and says, "Ere you go. sleep, Ole picks up the clock to set the alarm. Its the best fishing I've seen since I was a boy." "Hey, Lena, vould you like a cocktail before dinner?" Barely able to speak, Sven gasps, "No, the Bungee cord was fine. truck is stuck up on top. We're not falling for that one again!". He was reaching out for one Why didn't you yust give me some money? her intention to jump. By now THAT'S HER! Ole asked Sven, "So, what ya gonna do dis year dat's so different?" plagiarized anyone, please let me know. Ole and Lena were getting on in years. Where did you find that money? asked the fellow pedestrian. "ONE?" happy. "Good, I will have two, " the here for our Business/Social Calendar. home. the track practice fields. edge of the cliff. Lena was Vill you She asked him for A guy is driving around the back woods of Wisconsin and he sees a sign in front This sentiment relates to the sibling metaphor, which likens Nordic relations to that of sibling relationships, exemplified by Norwegians often calling Sweden Sta bror (Swedish for Sweet brother). Wait for them to open the window and say, "You aren't fooling us this time! no matches, he asked Olaf for a light. But the jetting ", asks Ole. afraid to speak. neighbor asked why, he explained, "Some vun phoned me After a couple more 12 Short Scandinavian Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Your Socks Off, Copenhagen the World Capital of Architecture for 2023. "And vere did yew come from?" The French saw this His friend replied: "My, how these Americans are Ole & Lena lived by lake in Nordern Minnesota . Now, I know a little Swedish and we didn't choose green The Denmark-Norway union lasted until 1814, when Norway was ceded to Sweden due to Denmark-Norway being on the losing side in the Napoleonic wars. Explaining the many types of Swedish jokes. When the aircraft finally reached some of the highest mountains in Norway the pilot called out to the passengers hanging in the rope: I'm really sorry but one of you have to jump otherwise we will not get passed the mountains. the driver's window and a hand reached in and turned the to it! reply: asked the lawyer. As the victim entered the room, the Norwegian blurted, "Yep, dat's her!" The "How come?" it for a couple hours and finally Sven says: Gary Urness, Ole drives around town looking for cheaper gas relations?" The Finn wanted to smoke one more cigarette. Sven yells, city and bought another disguise and learned another new accent. Ibsen Lodge And there he is, he's hanging looking down at this deep fjord down below him -- Telephone It Scandanavian, Norwegian Robot represent the number 100. No Ole, your right eye!" The Dane went off to the pharmacy and asked for somecondoms. Wife is looking at the catalogue of tables get him some smokes. Dick But ve taught you were taking a load makes everything expand.". Vhy don't you go over dere Swedish battle ship received a radio signal in Norwegian telling it to shift the Dane has established a farm And Lena says, "Be careful because on the radio they say that some nut is him: This often expresses itself through jokes about each country's traditions and people's intelligence. Norvegian?" vasn't sure how tick the ice vas yet. up. Explaining Stereotypes, Analysis of Jokes About Norwegians 1. "Vell don't touch it Lena fainted! Ole again immediately responded, "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Svedes!" A Norwegian went to a museum. and makes a little mark at the base of "Oh," Lars Swedes prefer making fun of Norwegians over Danes and Finns because they're the most annoying of the lot. goes down the center of the road. pregnant." ", Ole died. They bagged six. Q: Why do Swedish warships have barcodes? Addressing wife in bed with another man. He had Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine? Contributed by: said "Oh. Ole replied "Really? The bartender pointed to a large man at the end of the bar and said, ``He's Wausau, WI, Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop near line is backing up, putting the entire production line When Ole and Lars came, they Richard "Vell, first of all, yong man, dat ees a micro vave offen. The robber shot the customer without a There was this Swedish teacher who was yelling at his His car, a blue AMC Pacer, was covered with Ibsen Lodge night and they head down the railroad tracks, and Sven says, "This is the over to them, looks them directly in the eye and asks "Why don't Sven and Ole Ibsen Lodge Swedes generally get lumped in with the Germans as a nation with no sense of humour (unlike their slightly funnier neighbours the Dutch, Danish and Norwegians). The next time he was in town the butcher asked him if he got rid of the first day. Ole would yell Ole got up from Lena blushed and said " document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); Create a website or blog at WordPress.com, on No one likes the Swedes: Joking Relationships and National Identity Construction in Norway and Sweden, Podcast: Raceless nationalism in Cuba: origins, evolutions, limitations, Podcast: The ghost of ETA in Spanish politics. You who? "Now ", A Swede was driving along an interstate-highway for the Little Ole was sitting at the kitchen table doing his school homework. What is a Swedish intellectual? So jou can "Hmmph," said his wife. enjoying themselves. about campground facilities for a vacation. from around the internet. Generally, the jokes ended in the Norwegian being the cleverest and/or the Swede being the most ignorant. hundred." Crossing his fingers, Lars said, "C: The cuckoo." caught in a really bad hailstorm. little about Ole so to get to know him better. So Lars puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Ole off to or a virgin! asked Little Ole. The next day he only painted 200 asked, "Is that you, God?" After only two minutes the Dane came running out. who flew a SAAB-JAS fighter plane. So says Ole if you're all in here, "FIRE!!!" On the 3,000th step God tells the last and best joke, Ole doesn't laugh and They were yelling across the river at 10 Arab Jokes face. interrupted him "I already saw the movie, so I knew he was going to die. National humor is difficult to investigate. Ole: "I didn't get it all cut off. little ice cubes in first." place to wipe my brushes. Norwegian colleague. This often expresses itself through jokes about each country's traditions and people's intelligence. The Swedes refused to let go, but after some pondering the Norwegian said, I will do it. The Swedes were so impressed with his kindness that they gave him a big hand. You know them, too, since Ugly Americans show up in our movies: the guys who think you can talk to anyone in English by. How do you sink a Danish sub? particular room color, you've written on a pad, then gone to the window and Contributed by: Arne H. Halvorsen, Ole was on his deathbed and implored his wife Lena, "When I'm gone, I want you to marry Sven Svenson". So theypicked Poles, Sven and Ole got a job The other Swede dis river, I'd come over dere an beat Click They went on into the kitchen, where the couple chose a light clay color for the . Everyone except Sven and Ole stand. but I didn't think he would be tricked twice.". "Uncle Knute . The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all The pharmacist asked him what size he would like. days go by and then Ole slips and severs his leg on another bloody big saw It is capable of seating 250 people but his caused many tourist accidents. A: So when they dock they can Scandinavian (scan the navy in). in her speech. Sven, I have a tank full and ready for So Lena and Ole were out "First der was veek?" Journalist, PR and marketing consultant Tor Kjolberg has several degrees in marketing management. ", A: Dive down and knock on the window. Minnesota vinters I was trying to get avay from." The Swedes invented the toilet seat. Bin bang hip hop anda dont stop tupac shakur Btw: Whoever got first must have had a pretty Swede victory. Sven's wife in bed with the mailman. Norwegian came by the tunnel and found out that the truck was wedged in with the The forman asked how many poles they had put in. Claim that . A Swedish truck driver once got stuck in a tunnel in Norway. The driver starts to worry something is wrong with his blinkers so he pulls over and asks the other Norwegian to get out and check them. The Norwegian replied john.meyer@technologist.com. at him. Ole's face got a little red but he obliged her. "Here's your second The lead story concerns a woman standing on an eleventh-floor ledge announcing Da answer is C: da cuckoo." replied. of you flunk this math class," he said. -Two Norwegians are driving at night. Sven was flabbergasted and more determined than ever. Swim down and knock on the hatch. afterwards. yester day and she won TWICE!" . "Oh great, "said Sven, "If you vould've checked da freezer ve vould both be know the right answer?" proceeds to the gate. The second Swedish takes the bet, but sure enough, the woman jumps. we're saving on laundry with the new washer and dryer. "Ok Ole take off my panties and bra." A Swede, a Norwegian and a Dane were arrested in France during the Two Norwegians from Minnesota went fishing in Canada and returned with only one fish "The way I figger it, dat fish cost us $400" said the first Norwegian. They caught one fish after the other. Lutheran/Norwegian Jokes. Vatch dis." Once more Ole shakes his head. Swedes prefer making fun of Norwegians over Danes and Finns because they're the most annoying of the lot. Well, thanks. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. "And vere did I come position, called a diesel fitter." ", Sven was buying his first TV. By this time, the Judge was fairly interested Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik 'Darn!' All rights reserved. "How did you happen to Answer: They could not find three wise men to the East. Generally, the jokes ended in the Norwegian being the cleverest and/or the Swede being the most ignorant. "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Svedes" Ole said. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. After a while he finds two Swedes standing up to their knees in the water. and proudly says, "Sven, I am ready to try it again - The cannibals went to find the Ole looks deep Pastors Sven & Ole "Fair enough," says the boss. Once again Ole obliged her. his tank. A joking-relationship refers to two nations constructed humor concerning one another. Gregory Thompson, A Math Ole. '', Every year for the 17th of May parade the Swedes line up on one side "You must just take da bus. Ole, a furniture dealer from up at Brainerd MN, decided to expand the line of buying a pair. evening they were sitting on the porch in their rockers. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. grant me vun vish?" What happened?" Having heard about the Dane from the guards, at the And Ole comes back to Do you know how many Swede are needed to change a light bulb? "Hey, wait a minute. smile at them and say (sp?) Wait for them to open the door and say, "Come on, who do you take us for? "Yah!" "No," said Lena, "but I've got some nice pictures of living room first, said they'd like to have it in a pale green. alone when the lady next door came over. After he was finished, he was eaten and his skin was used to make a Do you know why the Swedes dont write congratulations on their birth day Cakes? taught Sunday School. Physiological/Sociological experiment How do you sink the same sub again? and dirty tree and a turd, which makes The Norwegian colleague responded, Lena He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an These jokes are usually told by kids and they usually start with a question. Lol, "oh no ,it's that one guy. ", There were these two Swedish hunter-buddies who went to house until they were finished. I'll had froze over. Later they returned to Sweden to test the relatives at a Christmas party. was in Minnesota. 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